Do not buy this book as a Holiday present if either you or the intended recipient still persist in the belief that one tiny elf can circumnavigate the entire globe distributing gifts to almost two billion children in the span of one evening using only carbon-based organisms for propulsion.
This investigative cartoon book lays bare the dark underbelly of Santa Inc. See for yourself how this megabillion-dollar enterprise became wracked by greed, intrigue, pathos, and lassitude.
Just why is he so jolly all the time?
One of the major unanswered mysteries is exactly where Santa Inc. gets its funding. The purchase of all this commercial merchandise is not reindeer feed, you know. As we know reindeer feed, itself, can be very expensive especially with the Midwestern drought that has affected so much of the United States.
As we found out almost four decades ago: Follow the Money!
Just take a look at the sordid details on this supposed cartoon book HERE.
Don’t buy it, unless you are compelled to offer it up as a Holiday gift to some unsuspecting soul. Perhaps, a person for whom you wish to completely destroy the meaning of Christmas.
Besides, if you have a Kindle or a Kindle APP, you can get the cartoons from this book along with over one hundred and forty other similarly warped cartoons for only $3.99, HERE.
Just be careful that you do not fall into this web of darkness or you may find your web browser acting as if it were a sentient being as it scrolls over to buy Grumpy Santa gifts HERE.
You have been warned.
If, on the other hand, you are willing to wait patiently for free cartoons on my website, I will be posting them from time to time, but it might take a little bit longer as you wait to see them posted and I am not getting any younger.
I SO want this book now.
I hate Santa. I have to keep my mouth shut because I’m not the only parent in this house, and my husband loves the whole thing. My kids are still believers. But I YEARN to expose him. And I LOVE anything that suggests he needs exposure.