The U.S. Government released documentation on Area 51 today. These documents are meant to dispel any rumors that our government have been conducting experimentation with alien aircraft or that they have secreted the remains of star travelers in the Nevada desert.
This the government hopes will lay to rest all the ubiquitous conspiracies that we have had ongoing communications with visitors from another planet.
If you believe this, I have a bridge that I would like to sell you.
Attendees at the opening of the National Atomic Testing Museum in Las Vegas, Nevada, discussed the possibility that a super secret agency of the U.S. Government has been tracking alien visitation for decades. Do you think that they may have read my book, Falling Star?
Scientists have announced that our early ancestors mated with a mystery species that cannot be traced to known humans. The discovery was left in so-called snippets of DNA that can be found even in modern humans. Scientists say, “These genetic leftovers do not resemble DNA from any modern-day humans.”
Never fear, because your friendly cartoonist has the answer.