My oldest granddaughter is three and she, her sister, and her parents are visiting us.
Grandpa: “You’re awake!”
Granddaughter: “Come quickly I see a doggie outside by itself.”
Grandfather (joining his granddaughter at her window): “Maybe it was a baby deer.”
Granddaughter: “Surely, a baby deer wouldn’t be without her mother!”
Dumb birds, what did they think he was anyway, a herbivore?