Tag Archives: Eric Cantor

Oct 7 2013

Just What Is It John? — PLEASE SHARE

BoehnerGodMr. Speaker:

Earlier last week you said that you would never let the United States default on its obligations.

Now you say that the debt ceiling will never pass unless you get spending cuts.

Are you going to let the United States default on its obligations or not?  You can’t have it both ways.

MAN UP, MR. SPEAKER.  YOU ARE THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES FOR ALL AMERICANS NOT JUST FOR A SMALL BUNCH OF TERRORISTIC ZEALOTS.

Oct 5 2013

The Emperor Has No Clothes — PLEASE SHARE

TealibanPayoffCongress in its infinite wisdom has unanimously voted to pay all furloughed federal workers back wages once the government shutdown is over.

Does anyone see a problem here?

If you are willing to pay the federal workers (Motherhood and Apple Pie), why don’t you let them work already?

Stupid Tealiban assbackwards thinking.

Oct 2 2013

“…Against All Enemies, Foreign And Domestic…” — PLEASE SHARE

TealibanScores

Dear Tea Party Member of Congress:

Each Member of Congress must take the following Oath of Office:

I, (name of Member), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

What part of defending the Constitution (and us by derivation) against all enemies foreign and domestic did you not understand?

You are supposed to defend us against domestic enemies, not be them.

What is this, Opposite Day?