New Pledge of Allegiance? – PLEASE SHARE

The Emperor is Not Pleased

Despite the open revolt of his previously thought of happy peasants, who were delirious to serve the Kingdom that Norqueist Caesar decreed.  It appears that cracks have been found in the dam, damn it.

So King Grover has decreed that transgressors of the Sacred Pledge shall feel the wrath of his terrible swift sword.

One question?

Who the heck elected Grover Norquist to be the Fourth Branch of the United States Government?