Tag Archives: Republicans

Jun 12 2014
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The New Three Rs

The New Three Rs

Thanks to a misguided interpretation of the Second Amendment, our school children have to learn a different set of the Three Rs.

Enough is Enough.

All of us need to take back the streets from idiots who think or would like to think that they are living in the middle of Iraq or some similar dystopian world.

Responsible gun ownership requires responsible gun control.

Oct 2 2013

“…Against All Enemies, Foreign And Domestic…” — PLEASE SHARE

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Dear Tea Party Member of Congress:

Each Member of Congress must take the following Oath of Office:

I, (name of Member), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

What part of defending the Constitution (and us by derivation) against all enemies foreign and domestic did you not understand?

You are supposed to defend us against domestic enemies, not be them.

What is this, Opposite Day?

Aug 23 2012

Ready To Entertain and Make Rain While Isaac Thunders On

Tampa area strip clubs are gearing up for a windfall during the Republican Convention.  I guess pretty girl’s stripping in front of you isn’t one of the forbidden fruits for the GOP.  Women will still be allowed to do this even if the social conservatives win.