New Republican Goal – PLEASE SHARE

The Republican National Committee is currently conducting a “full autopsy” of what went wrong in the 2012 Election for President of the United States.

Members of the RNC are confident that with their new strategy in place to block any and all efforts by Barack Hussein Obama in the next four years from enacting any of his communist inspired policies, they will strengthen their standing with their core constituencies.

They believe that they can show all their God-fearing, red-bloodied real Americans that the party can and will be reinvigorated in time for the 2016 Election.

In fact, they are saying emphatically that with this new strategy in place, they will successfully put the right kind of man into the White House in 2016 and that  Barack Hussein Obama will be blocked from gaining another term as President.

Rush Limbaugh is already gearing up his talking points, Donald Trump is getting his hair coiffured, Grover Norquist is putting new age, electronic locks on his “Pledge” safe, and Mitt Romney is getting a new aerodynamically designed roof carrier for Seamus.

New Pledge of Allegiance? – PLEASE SHARE

The Emperor is Not Pleased

Despite the open revolt of his previously thought of happy peasants, who were delirious to serve the Kingdom that Norqueist Caesar decreed.  It appears that cracks have been found in the dam, damn it.

So King Grover has decreed that transgressors of the Sacred Pledge shall feel the wrath of his terrible swift sword.

One question?

Who the heck elected Grover Norquist to be the Fourth Branch of the United States Government?