Dear Tea Party Member of Congress:

Each Member of Congress must take the following Oath of Office:

I, (name of Member), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

What part of defending the Constitution (and us by derivation) against all enemies foreign and domestic did you not understand?

You are supposed to defend us against domestic enemies, not be them.

What is this, Opposite Day?